I'll take a blowjob, but fuck me - fat dicks make me come

Let's fuck the landlord? The fmf will allow you not to pay rent

"I fuck better," declared a colleague, and to prove it, she licked

Oops, the maids fell asleep instead of cleaning - nothing, she'll work it off with her mouth

I don't have any money, I'm ready to give it to you with sperm! Just extort me with a blowjob, okay?